May 2013
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When my friends introduce me as their "single...
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Public Shaming: Man Killed In Horrible London... →
publicshaming: What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice! There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast London. Two men attacked… OMG THE EMOJI RACISM ONE
May 23rd
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When I try to get my students excited about the...
teacherthoughtbubble: It looks like:
May 21st
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“I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I...”
– Pam Beesly (via notabadday)
May 20th
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May 15th
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When the millionth person asks me if I have a job...
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May 15th
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May 10th
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When I think I have a grasp on the job hunt
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May 10th
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May 7th
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After I do a shot of tequila
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May 6th
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When I see a cute guy wearing really awful shoes
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When my friend who works a 9-5 complains about...
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May 2nd
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Public Shaming: NBA Star Jason Collins Comes... →
publicshaming: We had some fun with hack “journalist” loser Ben Shapiro and expert on all things “hero,” Tim Brando yesterday. Basically, they were none too happy that Jason Collins came out and became the first openly gay man in not only the NBA, but in all of the major pro sports. However, while Ben… LOL Roland Hall is the best one.
May 2nd
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April 2013
32 posts
“Swear to God, I can’t stand to hear a woman claim that she thinks like a guy and...”
– owlonthesill  (via fuckyeahfeminists)
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do you guys think Pitbull sits down and writes this garbage or does he just steep hundred dollar bills like tea leaves and read the dregs Trelawney style?
Apr 25th
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“Only god can make you cum… just to clarify, I’m god.”
– NSFW: Sexting with Sam Pink | The Outlet: the Blog of Electric Literature Maybe the best Valentine’s Day promotion ever. (via therumpus)
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Fuck yeah, feminists!: sevenpoints: iidelirium:... →
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you…
Apr 18th
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WHEN I GO HOME FOR A VISIT
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
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waitinforthebus: what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 
Apr 14th
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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised,...”
– Louis C.K. (via unignorable)
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