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howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
If you read one book a week, starting at the age of 5, and live to be 80, you...– Lewis Buzbee, The Yellow-Lighted Bookshop (via prettybooks) This makes me so sad
Do you ever just laugh out loud at something you...
Like that time my friends and I drunkenly made up an STD called vaginal worms (where earthworms grow out of your vagina) and told people I had it.
Seriously though, this guy's face makes laugh...
Imagine his day: Just chillin at my minimum wage job. Not a bad day, not a good day, whatever. I’m on autopilot. Lemme give this guy his ice cream cone like I’ve done 1000 times before. Here’s your ice cream have a nice……WHAT THE FUCK Shit did I do that? NO THIS CRAZY GUY DID. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Hey guys, you’ll never believe what just happened in the...
Sunday Meat Raffle– Literally a thing all the bars in this town do
When my mom tried to hang out with my friends & I
whatshouldwecallme: In high school we’d be like, Now, we’re like,
Mike’s Hard? That shit is for toddlers. I don’t even know why...– my mom
Thursday night and I'm decorating men's Depends...
This is now an “I live with my parents” blog
What We’re Really Talking About When We Talk About... →
“The bullshit is coming from both sides of the political divide, and the fact that we’re still talking about the overemphasis on looks means that too many people still believe that they can pull the “you’re ugly” trump card when they don’t agree with a woman. You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions —...
I got wasted last night and now I can’t decide what hangover food to go buy and it is STRESSING ME OUT