How bar crawls work with my friends
- start at 4pm
- bring 5 tubes of glitter
- apply liberally to everyone and everything you see
- Bring ^ your group’s prized possession (Stanley Leg) with you to every bar
- Wear Stanley Leg around your neck
- SHOTS
- Request Ja Rule
- SHOTS
- Request Graduation by Vitamin C
- SHOTS
- Dance
- Decide walking home alone is a safe and normal thing
- Run into a friend on the way home.
- Let him spend the whole walk trying to convince you he killed a man once.
- Only respond with, “OH, you killed a man in Reno?”
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