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"I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:57:44 -0400

““I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It’s just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It would be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person, I’m really happy now; but it would just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself ‘Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears, just go after what you want and act fast because life just isn’t that long.’””

- Pam Beesly (via notabadday)

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:01:56 -0400

When the millionth person asks me if I have a job lined up for after college yet

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:57:46 -0400

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:56:48 -0400

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:36:10 -0400

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

When I think I have a grasp on the job hunt

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:34:17 -0400

whatshouldbetchescallme:

pleatedjeans: @rickygervais

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:51 -0400

pleatedjeans:

@rickygervais

Welcome to a picture of me trying on a bridesmaids dress I...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:18:33 -0400

Welcome to a picture of me trying on a bridesmaids dress I bought months ago.

After I do a shot of tequila

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:39:37 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

When I see a cute guy wearing really awful shoes

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:01:27 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

fishingboatproceeds: nanalew: 30secondstomarshmallow: redskies...

Sat, 04 May 2013 13:06:25 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

nanalew:

30secondstomarshmallow:

redskiesoverparadise:

filthymitts:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.

/\

Sometimes I just stop and think about this post

Lest you think it would be fun or feel good to be famous…

fuckyeahtattoos: tattoo by davidboterhoek.tumblr.com/

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:23:36 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

tattoo by davidboterhoek.tumblr.com/

Just take a few seconds out of your day to appreciate Jason...

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:09:00 -0400

Just take a few seconds out of your day to appreciate Jason Bateman’s beard and face and presence on this earth.

thebluthcompany: malevine5: Sticking gum to a fucking $6300...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:45:50 -0400

thebluthcompany:

malevine5:

Sticking gum to a fucking $6300 dollar jacket? COME ON! lol

Déjà vu anyone?

This cast is basically perfect.

motherjones: cc: Department of Justice.

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:45:07 -0400

motherjones:

cc: Department of Justice.

newsweek: Even Squidward is twerking. Here’s our old-person’s...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:08:44 -0400

newsweek:

Even Squidward is twerking.

Here’s our old-person’s guide:

The goal of twerking, as the Internet delights in explaining, is to move your hips and butt in the most sexually provocative way you can muster. If things go well, this results in a rippling of muscle of flub that somehow translates into “this is why I’m hot. (I work out).”

Luckily for us, there isn’t just one flavor of twerking. It can be smooth and steady, fast and rough, or just plain spicy. You can twerk in your bathroom, at Walgreens, even at church.

As with any dance, attitude is everything. Whether or not you’ve got enough junk in the trunk to make a real splash doesn’t necessarily matter, as long as you’ve got sass. Or, err, a big ass.

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:40:35 -0400

When my friend who works a 9-5 complains about being tired

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:07:40 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

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Wed, 01 May 2013 22:16:31 -0400

Photo

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:50:14 -0400